With this we ( ) challege your journals.
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C: :Cough:
A: Don’t die!
C: To late, I’m already dead.
A: You look alive to me.
C: I could be a zombie.
A: But your not eating my brains.
C: I am on a brain free diet.
A: Your skin still has color.
C: I take care of myself.
A: Your eyes aren’t popping out.
C: That’s what glass eyes are for.
A: You don’t smell like decaying flesh.
C: That’s because I use Febreze.
A: ….. Then I guess you could be a zombie.
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A: Sorry I didn’t mean to hit your elbow.
C: Its alright, our elbows can share the armrest and touch.
A: Your elbow just molested my elbow!
C: Yours started it.
A: What? When?
C: When your elbow bumped my elbow.
A:…Next thing you know one of our elbows is going to be pregnant.
C: That was a bump, not even a hump!
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A: One of these days one of our elbows is going to have little elbows.
C: Yours will.
A: Hey now how come mines the one that gets to be pregnant?!
C: Mine is a giver not a taker.